A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE
.....SLAYER HOLIDAYS IN ASSOCIATION WITH BOOMSTICK AIRLINES PRESENT...
SKY-DIVING
You will be strapped into in a 'Boomstick Airline' plane and whizzed upto 20,000 ft.......and then pushed out. But don't fear, Slayer holidays provide you with all the necessary equipment ......a last cigarette.....a pair of incontinence pants ( wouldn't want you to make a mess )...and a photograph as your sorry arse hits the floor.....This photo will gladly be passed onto your relatives for an additional fee.
Booking information:
Places are at a minimum...so book now....
head@slayer.nwnet.co.uk ....u wont be disappointed.....u'll be DEAD!Price:
FREE...can you believe it ...wot a bargain
What the critics said:
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"...the man simply knows how to give people a good time" |
THE GOOD HOLIDAY YEARBOOK |
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"...Slayer has really excelled himself this time " |
NORTH WEST CHRONICLE |
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"...superb enjoyment. And when the body hits the ground.....uuugghhh " |
GORE WEEKLY |
Oh did I mention....bring u'r own lighter for that last fag....u aint wastin my gas !