ENTERTAINMENT

 

IN AN ATTEMPT TO KEEP OUR HOLIDAY MAKERS HAPPY, SLAYER HOLIDAYS HAVE RE-OPENED ITS WORLD FAMOUS

NIGHTSPOT: CLUB SLAYER

This package is purely optional ... but if u don't participate Slayer Holidays will send round our Mr.Fun ( Dave ) in order to find out why !

( please dont shout too loudly...or flash u'r teeth when dealing with Dave...he is a bit jumpy )

  

 

EACH AND EVERY NIGHT...VISIT....CLUB SLAYER....

 

AND PREY U GET LUCKY

 

BUT PLEASE DO USE PROTECTION....

 

 

TICKETS ONLY PLEASE

All entrants to the 'Club Slayer' must have a ticket. This ticket does not guarantee a pleasant evening or becoming involved in the above shenanigans. All entrants who arrive with a female companion, must leave this companion in the custody of Mr.Slayer for an undisclosed time....while he checks there clothing for contraband, weapons etc. Mr.Slayer kindly donated a special room for this thankless task, the room contains a bed, lockable door, a fridge full of beer and sound proof wall covering.

Thank you for your co-operation

J