Relax in the 'warm' water in one of our Turkish Baths, feel your troubles and impurities float away. This unbeatable holiday comes highly recommended by Jaffa one of Slayer Holidays new tour reps. If asked nicely Jaffa may well throw in a quaded rocket free of charge !

 A picturesque setting overlooking the stunning scenery of DM2, Out of the way of the hustle and bustle of everyday life.

This holiday is sure to make u feel relaxed....right up until the point u get my boomstick up u'r ricker !

Cause I always fire the odd shot up there :)

Price : an arm and a leg...possibly u'r head too :)

Water ( er...um ) .

Price: a bit on the warm side...good for a quick suntan though :)

Price: Free..depending on if u can get to the pentagram first or not...if not..then its bloody expensive.

Reach u'r holiday destination in double quick time, when u fly in extreme discomfort with SLAYERS BOOMSTICK AIRLINES.

U'r guaranteed to take off... and I suppose u'r guaranteed to land.... But in how many pieces?

Slayer holidays Ltd. hereby state that should anything happen to any of our valued customers whilst on a SLAYER HOLIDAY....its just tough....cause the company wont be around to hear all u'r moanin....someone fired a rocket at me whilst I was washin me hair on DM6......I burnt my toe in the lava on DM2...well tough shit...if u'r daft enuff to travel with us then im afraid u can piss right off !